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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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GoDaddy CEO Posts Elephant Killing Video

Bob Parsons, the CEO of the web host GoDaddy.com, posted a video of himself killing an elephant in Africa, during which villagers wearing GoDaddy hats strip the elephant of its flesh. What do you think?

  • "Villagers wearing GoDaddy hats! This I’ve got to see."

    Adam Donahue Systems Analyst
  • "This would have never happened if Elephant.com would have just hosted with GoDaddy."

    Suzane Molina Numerical Control Machine Operator
  • "Well, I do have to admit this is sort of a let down after that commercial where he went around wearing the dripping husk of Danica Patrick."

    Justin Mercel Unemployed

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