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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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GoDaddy CEO Posts Elephant Killing Video

Bob Parsons, the CEO of the web host GoDaddy.com, posted a video of himself killing an elephant in Africa, during which villagers wearing GoDaddy hats strip the elephant of its flesh. What do you think?

  • "Villagers wearing GoDaddy hats! This I’ve got to see."

    Adam Donahue Systems Analyst
  • "This would have never happened if Elephant.com would have just hosted with GoDaddy."

    Suzane Molina Numerical Control Machine Operator
  • "Well, I do have to admit this is sort of a let down after that commercial where he went around wearing the dripping husk of Danica Patrick."

    Justin Mercel Unemployed
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