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GoDaddy CEO Posts Elephant Killing Video

Bob Parsons, the CEO of the web host GoDaddy.com, posted a video of himself killing an elephant in Africa, during which villagers wearing GoDaddy hats strip the elephant of its flesh. What do you think?

  • "Villagers wearing GoDaddy hats! This I’ve got to see."

    Adam Donahue
    Systems Analyst
  • "This would have never happened if Elephant.com would have just hosted with GoDaddy."

    Suzane Molina
    Numerical Control Machine Operator
  • "Well, I do have to admit this is sort of a let down after that commercial where he went around wearing the dripping husk of Danica Patrick."

    Justin Mercel
    Unemployed
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