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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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‘Gone With The Wind’ Prequel In The Works

Publishing house Simon & Schuster announced they will release a prequel to Margaret Mitchell’s epic historical novel Gone with the Wind called Ruth’s Journey, which will tell the story of Scarlett O’Hara’s servant Mammy. What do you think?

  • “Does the world really need another book?”

    Catalynn Jacobs Teaching Assistant
  • “Good. I’ve always wondered what the fuck Mammy’s deal was.”

    Thomas Ingebretson Unemployed
  • “The publishing industry is saved!”

    Mark Halser Fish & Tackle Expert
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