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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Google, GoDaddy Pull Registration For Neo-Nazi Site

After a post criticizing the victim of the Charlottesville terror attack, GoDaddy and Google both suspended neo-Nazi site the Daily Stormer’s registration services. What do you think?

  • “They could easily get around this by starting their own hosting company. Or by stopping being Nazis.”

    Ryan Hodapp Cleric
  • “It’s inspiring to know a company is willing to choose principles over a $14.99 domain renewal fee.”

    Angela Sobczak Roller Coaster Insurer
  • “Does that mean dailystormer.com is available now?”

    Colin Knox Wrestling Critic

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GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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