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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Google Launches Subscription Music Service

Google unveiled a new streaming music service Wednesday called Google Play Music All Access to compete against Spotify and Pandora, though it will notably not offer users a free option. What do you think?

  • “Just the other day, I was wondering where I could listen to music online but pay for it.”

    Giles Gottlieb Goggles Assembler
  • “I don’t like streaming services. There’s just nothing quite like owning the original MP3.”

    Ben Roope Election Clerk
  • “That’s great news for people like me whose pockets are bulging from excess money in a most unsightly manner.”

    Tessa Langan Celluloid Trimmer

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