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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Google Losing Steam

Google recently suffered a 13% percent drop in stock price, the sharpest drop in the history of the company. What do you think?
  • "I foresaw the company's imminent collapse when I searched for 'Dakota Fanning nude' and only got 673 hits."

    Greg O’Neill Receptionist
  • "Maybe if they didn't spend all their money revamping the logo for every obscure holiday, they wouldn't be in this mess."

    Bob Nouveau Jewelers Apprentice
  • "This surely proves what I’ve been saying all along about the Internet being a passing fad."

    Kate Carolan Seamstress
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