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Vol 42 Issue 09

Japanese Cars On Top

Every automobile in Consumer Reports’ list of the top 10 cars in the U.S. is Japanese-made. What do you think?

Bush Knew About Katrina

In spite of his assertions to the contrary, reports say that Bush was informed of the worst-case scenario surrounding Hurricane Katrina, and was even...

Sex Pistols Shun Rock Honor

The Sex Pistols are refusing to play at the ceremony during which they will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. What do you...
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Google Losing Steam

Google recently suffered a 13% percent drop in stock price, the sharpest drop in the history of the company. What do you think?
  • "I foresaw the company's imminent collapse when I searched for 'Dakota Fanning nude' and only got 673 hits."

    Greg O’Neill
    Receptionist
  • "Maybe if they didn't spend all their money revamping the logo for every obscure holiday, they wouldn't be in this mess."

    Bob Nouveau
    Jewelers Apprentice
  • "This surely proves what I’ve been saying all along about the Internet being a passing fad."

    Kate Carolan
    Seamstress
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