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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Google Refuses To Turn Over Records To Government

Internet search-engine giant Google is refusing to turn over their records to the Justice Department, raising major privacy concerns for Web users. What do you think?

  • "The government has no business knowing that I keep forgetting my utility company's Web address."

    Jerry Ashworth Motion Capture Animation
  • "Those are some ballsy multi-billionaires."

    Jeanette Coen Counter Person
  • "Man, the government is gonna feel dumb when they see my search for 'the+government+sucks+dick.'"

    Kevin Gander Barber

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