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Google Turns 15

Google’s search engine turns 15 years old today, with the tech giant celebrating the milestone at the Menlo Park, CA garage where the company was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin. What do you think?

  • “Sorry. I always get a little emotional when a search engine celebrates a milestone.”

    Duke McCulley
    Rodeo Performer
  • “Thanks to Google for 15 great years and for helping me find out what Natalie Portman named her baby. Turns out it’s Aleph.”

    Ellen Salcedo
    Mop Head Trimmer
  • “I still think they should’ve called it Larry and Sergey’s Cyber Peruser.”

    Arthur Boyle
    Systems Analyst
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