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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Google Turns 15

Google’s search engine turns 15 years old today, with the tech giant celebrating the milestone at the Menlo Park, CA garage where the company was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin. What do you think?

  • “Sorry. I always get a little emotional when a search engine celebrates a milestone.”

    Duke McCulley Rodeo Performer
  • “Thanks to Google for 15 great years and for helping me find out what Natalie Portman named her baby. Turns out it’s Aleph.”

    Ellen Salcedo Mop Head Trimmer
  • “I still think they should’ve called it Larry and Sergey’s Cyber Peruser.”

    Arthur Boyle Systems Analyst

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