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20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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Google Turns 15

Google’s search engine turns 15 years old today, with the tech giant celebrating the milestone at the Menlo Park, CA garage where the company was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin. What do you think?

  • “Sorry. I always get a little emotional when a search engine celebrates a milestone.”

    Duke McCulley Rodeo Performer
  • “Thanks to Google for 15 great years and for helping me find out what Natalie Portman named her baby. Turns out it’s Aleph.”

    Ellen Salcedo Mop Head Trimmer
  • “I still think they should’ve called it Larry and Sergey’s Cyber Peruser.”

    Arthur Boyle Systems Analyst

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