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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Google Turns 15

Google’s search engine turns 15 years old today, with the tech giant celebrating the milestone at the Menlo Park, CA garage where the company was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin. What do you think?

  • “Sorry. I always get a little emotional when a search engine celebrates a milestone.”

    Duke McCulley Rodeo Performer
  • “Thanks to Google for 15 great years and for helping me find out what Natalie Portman named her baby. Turns out it’s Aleph.”

    Ellen Salcedo Mop Head Trimmer
  • “I still think they should’ve called it Larry and Sergey’s Cyber Peruser.”

    Arthur Boyle Systems Analyst
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