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Man Knows Exactly Which Asshole Got Him Sick

SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Google Turns 15

Google’s search engine turns 15 years old today, with the tech giant celebrating the milestone at the Menlo Park, CA garage where the company was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin. What do you think?

  • “Sorry. I always get a little emotional when a search engine celebrates a milestone.”

    Duke McCulley Rodeo Performer
  • “Thanks to Google for 15 great years and for helping me find out what Natalie Portman named her baby. Turns out it’s Aleph.”

    Ellen Salcedo Mop Head Trimmer
  • “I still think they should’ve called it Larry and Sergey’s Cyber Peruser.”

    Arthur Boyle Systems Analyst

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