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‘Goonies’ Sequel In The Works

Reports are surfacing that a sequel is in store for The Goonies, the 1985 film about a group of kids hunting for treasure to save their homes from foreclosure, a possibility that has delighted fans who hope to see the film return with original cast remembers like Josh Brolin and Corey Feldman. What do you think?

  • “But they found the treasure and saved the Goon Docks. I saw them do it.”

    Jake Gorman Social Media Consultant
  • “I can’t wait to see what new cast of unknown young characters the sequel awkwardly shifts focus to.”

    Amanda Rushen Unit Supervisor
  • “I could see Corey Feldman getting on board with this as long as the script is just right.”

    Chris Watson-Johnson Antiques Appraiser


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