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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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‘Goonies’ Sequel In The Works

Reports are surfacing that a sequel is in store for The Goonies, the 1985 film about a group of kids hunting for treasure to save their homes from foreclosure, a possibility that has delighted fans who hope to see the film return with original cast remembers like Josh Brolin and Corey Feldman. What do you think?

  • “But they found the treasure and saved the Goon Docks. I saw them do it.”

    Jake Gorman Social Media Consultant
  • “I can’t wait to see what new cast of unknown young characters the sequel awkwardly shifts focus to.”

    Amanda Rushen Unit Supervisor
  • “I could see Corey Feldman getting on board with this as long as the script is just right.”

    Chris Watson-Johnson Antiques Appraiser
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