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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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‘Goonies’ Sequel In The Works

Reports are surfacing that a sequel is in store for The Goonies, the 1985 film about a group of kids hunting for treasure to save their homes from foreclosure, a possibility that has delighted fans who hope to see the film return with original cast remembers like Josh Brolin and Corey Feldman. What do you think?

  • “But they found the treasure and saved the Goon Docks. I saw them do it.”

    Jake Gorman Social Media Consultant
  • “I can’t wait to see what new cast of unknown young characters the sequel awkwardly shifts focus to.”

    Amanda Rushen Unit Supervisor
  • “I could see Corey Feldman getting on board with this as long as the script is just right.”

    Chris Watson-Johnson Antiques Appraiser
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