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Robert Mueller Driving SUV 100 MPH Down Runway As Air Force One Narrowly Lifts Off

PRINCE GEORGE’S COUNTY, MD—Sending a pair of guards scrambling for safety as he gunned his black SUV through a chain-link gate and onto the tarmac, Robert Mueller, the former FBI director who was recently tapped to lead the ongoing investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, chased Air Force One down the runway at Joint Base Andrews moments before takeoff, sources reported Tuesday.
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Gore For President

Vice President Al Gore plans to formally announce his bid for the presidency on June 16. What do you think about Gore running in 2000?
  • "Sure, what the hell? This Gore guy couldn't be any worse than the losers we have in office now."

    Gary Podesto Locksmith
  • "Why are you asking me who should be president? It's not like I have any input in the matter."

    Jacqueline Effman Legal Secretary
  • "He should definitely be elected. Gore and Hillary would make a great couple."

    Liz Myrick Dialysis Technician
  • "You mean we're still having presidents after this whole Lewinsky scandal?"

    Neil Krasnow Systems Analyst
  • "Gore vs. Bush... the same choice I have to face in selecting my pay-per-view movies every night."

    Keith Talley Mechanic
  • "We must elect Gore. Jay Leno has barely scratched the surface of joking about his stiff and wooden disposition. Four more years!"

    Bruce McDonough Metallurgist

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