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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Vice President Al Gore plans to formally announce his bid for the presidency on June 16. What do you think about Gore running in 2000?
  • "Sure, what the hell? This Gore guy couldn't be any worse than the losers we have in office now."

    Gary Podesto Locksmith
  • "Why are you asking me who should be president? It's not like I have any input in the matter."

    Jacqueline Effman Legal Secretary
  • "He should definitely be elected. Gore and Hillary would make a great couple."

    Liz Myrick Dialysis Technician
  • "You mean we're still having presidents after this whole Lewinsky scandal?"

    Neil Krasnow Systems Analyst
  • "Gore vs. Bush... the same choice I have to face in selecting my pay-per-view movies every night."

    Keith Talley Mechanic
  • "We must elect Gore. Jay Leno has barely scratched the surface of joking about his stiff and wooden disposition. Four more years!"

    Bruce McDonough Metallurgist

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