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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Gore For President

Vice President Al Gore plans to formally announce his bid for the presidency on June 16. What do you think about Gore running in 2000?
  • "Sure, what the hell? This Gore guy couldn't be any worse than the losers we have in office now."

    Gary Podesto Locksmith
  • "Why are you asking me who should be president? It's not like I have any input in the matter."

    Jacqueline Effman Legal Secretary
  • "He should definitely be elected. Gore and Hillary would make a great couple."

    Liz Myrick Dialysis Technician
  • "You mean we're still having presidents after this whole Lewinsky scandal?"

    Neil Krasnow Systems Analyst
  • "Gore vs. Bush... the same choice I have to face in selecting my pay-per-view movies every night."

    Keith Talley Mechanic
  • "We must elect Gore. Jay Leno has barely scratched the surface of joking about his stiff and wooden disposition. Four more years!"

    Bruce McDonough Metallurgist

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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