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Gores Split

Former vice president Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, are separating after 40 years of marriage. What do you think?

  • "You could really tell that they were having problems. I don't even remember seeing them kiss once since 2000."

    Amy Stewart Facilities Manager
  • "Great, now I have to compete for women with Al Gore."

    Darren Smith Pet Stylist
  • "That's not how Love Story ends. Where's her cancer?"

    Morgan Seo Drafter

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