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Gorsuch Sworn In As Supreme Court Justice

Trump nominee Neil M. Gorsuch has been confirmed by 54-45 vote and sworn in as the 113th Supreme Court justice. What do you think?

  • “I still can’t believe Merrick Garland died so suddenly.”

    Edna Cassey Chair Sander
  • “It just goes to show that if you study hard and apply yourself and the Western world suffers a string of catastrophic lapses in judgement, the sky’s the limit.”

    Phil Ruteledge Sheet Folder
  • “He has some backwards shoes to fill.”

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