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Gospel Of Judas Found

A 1,700-year-old papyrus document called the Gospel of Judas indicates that the apostle Judas betrayed Jesus to the Romans at his request. What do you think?
  • "For 30 pieces of silver, a papyrus document can say whatever you want it to say."

    Anita Lopez
    Travel Agent
  • "First Mary Magdalene's not a whore, and now this. I'm sick of changing my entire belief system every time they find a scrap of papyrus in the middle of the desert."

    Rick Fender
    Electronics Salesperson
  • "Heresy! Heresy! Heresy! Don't interrupt me, I'm on a roll here. Now, what was I saying? Oh yeah... Heresy!"

    Allen Dennison
    Systems Analyst

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