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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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Gov. Palin's E-Mail Hacked

The son of a Tennessee state representative hacked into Gov. Sarah Palin's Yahoo! e-mail account. What do you think?
  • "This is outrageous. Clearly it's the responsibility of the government to infiltrate people's e-mail accounts, not rogue private citizens."

    Bart McCorkle Roofer
  • "This makes me sad. I remember a time when nobody knew who Sarah Palin was, much less what sort of spam she had."

    Shandra Ferguson ESL Teacher
  • "I'm sure it won't be long before they crack McCain's elaborate system of cans and strings."

    Blake Gruber Systems Analyst

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