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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Government Bans Sugary, Fatty Snacks From Schools

Under the government’s new “Smart Snacks in Schools” guidelines, schools will no longer be allowed to stock vending machines or snack bars with treats exceeding 200 calories or those including trans fats. What do you think?

  • “I’m glad someone’s figured out how to say no to my kid.”

    Doc Gertz Mineralogist
  • “Anything that deprives students of the smallest amount of pleasure is fine by me.”

    Marco Fuentes Gear Straightener
  • “What’s my kid supposed to do with his hands now?”

    Leslie Roesch Trophy Assembler

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