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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Government Bans Sugary, Fatty Snacks From Schools

Under the government’s new “Smart Snacks in Schools” guidelines, schools will no longer be allowed to stock vending machines or snack bars with treats exceeding 200 calories or those including trans fats. What do you think?

  • “I’m glad someone’s figured out how to say no to my kid.”

    Doc Gertz Mineralogist
  • “Anything that deprives students of the smallest amount of pleasure is fine by me.”

    Marco Fuentes Gear Straightener
  • “What’s my kid supposed to do with his hands now?”

    Leslie Roesch Trophy Assembler
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