Government Finally Admits Existence Of Area 51

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Government Finally Admits Existence Of Area 51

In declassified CIA documents, the government officially acknowledged for the first time ever the existence of Area 51, saying that the top-secret location in the Nevada desert was created as a testing site for the U-2 spy plane in the 1950s. What do you think?

  • “Why would they admit that?! Maybe there’s something they’re covering up!”

    F. William Beall
    Systems Analyst
  • “I’m certain [redacted] had a good [redacted] for releasing the [redacted] at this time.”

    Danielle Szita
    Roller Skate Tester
  • “Aha! So the U-2 spy plane is real!”

    Shane Wees
    Animal Euthanizer
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