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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Graceland Designated A National Landmark

Graceland, the home of Elvis Presley, was recently designated a National Historic Landmark by the U.S. Department of Interior. What do you think?
  • "Hopefully this will put the kibosh once and for all on efforts to open up Elvis' swimming pool for oil drilling."

    Sandy Frank Well Driller
  • "This is a slap in the face to all the heroic Americans who died at home with their pants on."

    Joe Toplyn Dairy Farmer
  • "Certainly this can only help my cause to install a permanent Little Richard butter sculpture in the National Mall."

    Steve O'Donnell Systems Analyst
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