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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Graceland Designated A National Landmark

Graceland, the home of Elvis Presley, was recently designated a National Historic Landmark by the U.S. Department of Interior. What do you think?
  • "Hopefully this will put the kibosh once and for all on efforts to open up Elvis' swimming pool for oil drilling."

    Sandy Frank Well Driller
  • "This is a slap in the face to all the heroic Americans who died at home with their pants on."

    Joe Toplyn Dairy Farmer
  • "Certainly this can only help my cause to install a permanent Little Richard butter sculpture in the National Mall."

    Steve O'Donnell Systems Analyst

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