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Graceland Designated A National Landmark

Graceland, the home of Elvis Presley, was recently designated a National Historic Landmark by the U.S. Department of Interior. What do you think?
  • "Hopefully this will put the kibosh once and for all on efforts to open up Elvis' swimming pool for oil drilling."

    Sandy Frank
    Well Driller
  • "This is a slap in the face to all the heroic Americans who died at home with their pants on."

    Joe Toplyn
    Dairy Farmer
  • "Certainly this can only help my cause to install a permanent Little Richard butter sculpture in the National Mall."

    Steve O'Donnell
    Systems Analyst

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