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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Graceland Designated A National Landmark

Graceland, the home of Elvis Presley, was recently designated a National Historic Landmark by the U.S. Department of Interior. What do you think?
  • "Hopefully this will put the kibosh once and for all on efforts to open up Elvis' swimming pool for oil drilling."

    Sandy Frank Well Driller
  • "This is a slap in the face to all the heroic Americans who died at home with their pants on."

    Joe Toplyn Dairy Farmer
  • "Certainly this can only help my cause to install a permanent Little Richard butter sculpture in the National Mall."

    Steve O'Donnell Systems Analyst
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