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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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Grand Theft Auto 4 Delayed

Grand Theft Auto 4, the latest installment of Take Two Interactive's extremely popular video game series, will be delayed until after Christmas of this year. What do you think?
  • "What?! I'm so fucking angry I could shoot a prostitute in the face!"

    Andy Wright Caddy
  • "Well, I suppose until then I can relax with a fine glass of wine and brush up on my Dostoevsky."

    Gus Eleusiniotis Tree Doctor
  • "That's okay. I never know what to get my friends for Martin Luther King Day, and now it looks like this video game will be out just in time."

    Janel Thayre Artist

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