Grand Theft Auto 4 Delayed

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Grand Theft Auto 4 Delayed

Grand Theft Auto 4, the latest installment of Take Two Interactive's extremely popular video game series, will be delayed until after Christmas of this year. What do you think?
  • "What?! I'm so fucking angry I could shoot a prostitute in the face!"

    Andy Wright
    Caddy
  • "Well, I suppose until then I can relax with a fine glass of wine and brush up on my Dostoevsky."

    Gus Eleusiniotis
    Tree Doctor
  • "That's okay. I never know what to get my friends for Martin Luther King Day, and now it looks like this video game will be out just in time."

    Janel Thayre
    Artist
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