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Director Has Clear Vision Of How Studio Will Destroy Movie

LOS ANGELES—Saying he can already picture exactly what the finished cut will look like on the big screen, Hollywood film director Paul Stanton told reporters Wednesday he has a clear vision of how studio executives will totally destroy his upcoming movie.

Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 14, 2016

ARIES: Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.

Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.
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Grand Theft Auto 4 Delayed

Grand Theft Auto 4, the latest installment of Take Two Interactive's extremely popular video game series, will be delayed until after Christmas of this year. What do you think?
  • "What?! I'm so fucking angry I could shoot a prostitute in the face!"

    Andy Wright Caddy
  • "Well, I suppose until then I can relax with a fine glass of wine and brush up on my Dostoevsky."

    Gus Eleusiniotis Tree Doctor
  • "That's okay. I never know what to get my friends for Martin Luther King Day, and now it looks like this video game will be out just in time."

    Janel Thayre Artist

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