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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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Graphic Lesbian Film Wins Top Prize At Cannes

The highest prize at the Cannes Film Festival was awarded to the romance film Blue Is The Warmest Color: The Life Of Adele, a coming-of-age story about a 15-year-old girl and her older lesbian lover that features long, explicit lesbian sex scenes. What do you think?

  • “Isn’t this the plot of every movie that wins at Cannes?”

    Tracy Hall Armament Installer
  • “Normally I’d have no interest in some foreign coming-of-age chick flick, but something about this one intrigues me.”

    Tom Weatherbe Excavator
  • “That jury won’t be so high on this film once those credit card charges start popping up.”

    Luis De La Torre Systems Analyst

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