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Great White Shark Populations Surging Off East Coast

Nearly 40 years after the film Jaws spread fear of great white sharks that contributed to widespread hunting, scientists report that their populations are surging along the U.S. East Coast due in part to conservation efforts. What do you think?

  • “A few more years of rising ocean temperatures will take care of them.”

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