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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Great White Shark Populations Surging Off East Coast

Nearly 40 years after the film Jaws spread fear of great white sharks that contributed to widespread hunting, scientists report that their populations are surging along the U.S. East Coast due in part to conservation efforts. What do you think?

  • “A few more years of rising ocean temperatures will take care of them.”

    Richard Omstead Portable Furniture Salesman
  • “When Spielberg started out to make Jaws, I bet he had no idea his vision of wiping out an entire species would fail so miserably like this.”

    Elizabeth Clegg Home Economics Teacher
  • “It's an exciting time to be a shark, that's for sure.”

    Bruce McDaniel Cup Stacker
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