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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.
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Greece Votes In Pro-Euro Party

With the center-right political party New Democracy placing first in Greece's parliamentary elections, the fiscally troubled nation appears poised to remain in the 17-nation eurozone. What do you think?

  • "Good for the Greeks. Now they can get back to doing what everybody says they should be doing."

    Maxine Karlin Systems Analyst
  • "That's reassuring, because when the Greeks commit to something, their word is as good as gold for six weeks."

    Roman Siegel Ornamental Brick Installer
  • "Oh, come on, Greece. How often does a small country get the chance to screw up the entire world for generations? Not counting Israel."

    Brian Kolb Industrial Garbage Servicer

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