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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Green Considered Feminine

A study conducted by OgilvyEarth, four out of five Americans said going green is "more feminine than masculine." What do you think?

  • "As a woman, I admit that watching a man gobble up every resource available without giving a thought to the impact on the environment really gets my motor running."

    Tabitha Melvoin Systems Analyst
  • "That's why I only buy organic foods that take great strength to chew."

    Roger Mark Overcoiler
  • "Well, once all of the women save the world, I intend to give them the best sex of their lives, so it all works out in the end."

    Jamie Rivkin Unemployed

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