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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Greenhouse Gases Worse Than Worst Prediction

Global greenhouse gas emissions saw their biggest single-year jump ever between 2009 and 2010, exceeding worst-case scenario projections with an increase of 564 million tons. What do you think?

  • "If only scientists had made more pessimistic predictions, then this would be good news."

    Louis Rosher Systems Analyst
  • “Oh, man, since everyone was wrong, then the pot for the next round of greenhouse predictions is going to be huge!”

    Alice DeVinna Strong-Nitric Operator
  • "Well, hopefully that will light a fire under science’s ass to step up the development of human gills."

    Dennis Struss Box Bender
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