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How To Rise To The Challenge

Life doesn't always go the way you plan. Sometimes, an obstacle comes along—be it at work, in your home life, or elsewhere—that you need to overcome.

Walking Dead

AMC 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST The gang begins to turn on one another amid suspicions one of them might secretly be a zombie.

November 8

The Greensboro Friend of Gays and Lesbians Group will be expanded to include an "s" on the end of "Friend," as the group now has more than one member.

Grey's Boobs

ABC 9 p.m. EST/8 p.m. CST In this new spin-off premiering tonight, they don't have time for her entire anatomy, so they're just concentrating on the good stuff.
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WAYNE, PA—Providing them the tools necessary to bridge a gap that both individuals say they were more than willing to maintain indefinitely, sources confirmed Monday that the advent of modern technology has unfortunately allowed distant friends Mere...

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Greenhouse Gases Worse Than Worst Prediction

Global greenhouse gas emissions saw their biggest single-year jump ever between 2009 and 2010, exceeding worst-case scenario projections with an increase of 564 million tons. What do you think?

  • "If only scientists had made more pessimistic predictions, then this would be good news."

    Louis Rosher
    Systems Analyst
  • “Oh, man, since everyone was wrong, then the pot for the next round of greenhouse predictions is going to be huge!”

    Alice DeVinna
    Strong-Nitric Operator
  • "Well, hopefully that will light a fire under science’s ass to step up the development of human gills."

    Dennis Struss
    Box Bender
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