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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Greenhouse Gases Worse Than Worst Prediction

Global greenhouse gas emissions saw their biggest single-year jump ever between 2009 and 2010, exceeding worst-case scenario projections with an increase of 564 million tons. What do you think?

  • "If only scientists had made more pessimistic predictions, then this would be good news."

    Louis Rosher Systems Analyst
  • “Oh, man, since everyone was wrong, then the pot for the next round of greenhouse predictions is going to be huge!”

    Alice DeVinna Strong-Nitric Operator
  • "Well, hopefully that will light a fire under science’s ass to step up the development of human gills."

    Dennis Struss Box Bender
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