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The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Man Hoping Game Gets Out Of Hand So He Can Do Something Else

DENVER—Settling into his apartment’s cramped living room to watch the midday game, local man Garrett Neubauer told reporters Wednesday that he hoped the televised baseball game between the Colorado Rockies and the San Francisco Giants would get out of hand soon so he could do something else.

20 Years Of Harry Potter

J.K. Rowling published ‘Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone’ on June 26th, 1997, and it instantly became a cultural touchstone. The Onion looks back at the most important moments in the 20-year history of the Harry Potter franchise.
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Ground-Beef Recall

More than 5000 pounds of Iowan ground beef was recalled due to suspicions of an E. coli contamination. What to you think?
  • "All this E. coli talk makes me wonder if I should stop eating lunch while on the toilet."

    Miriam Stollman Systems Analyst
  • "I'm sorry, but I just can't live my life worrying about every pound of raw meat I consume."

    Skip Tailor Pool Cleaner
  • "That’s it. I’m just eating high-fructose corn syrup from now on."

    Phillip Alveda Mechanic

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