A group of scientists known as the Sasquatch Genome Project unveiled the findings of a five-year, $500,000 study claiming they sequenced Bigfoot’s unique DNA and unveiling high-definition videos, photos, and thermal images of what they say are sasquatches in the wild. What do you think?
“Cool! Let’s kill them!”Oliver Beers Latex Inspector
“Another costly, pointless study proving something we already knew.”Helen French Chalkboard Maker
“Imagine their embarrassment if it turned out to be a plain old yeti this whole time.”Diego Rogers Police Negotiator