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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Group Shows DNA Evidence, HD Video Of Bigfoot

A group of scientists known as the Sasquatch Genome Project unveiled the findings of a five-year, $500,000 study claiming they sequenced Bigfoot’s unique DNA and unveiling high-definition videos, photos, and thermal images of what they say are sasquatches in the wild. What do you think?

  • “Cool! Let’s kill them!”

    Oliver Beers Latex Inspector
  • “Another costly, pointless study proving something we already knew.”

    Helen French Chalkboard Maker
  • “Imagine their embarrassment if it turned out to be a plain old yeti this whole time.”

    Diego Rogers Police Negotiator

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