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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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GSA Under Fire

The General Services Administration, a relatively obscure federal government office, is under congressional scrutiny for spending more than $800,000 at a Las Vegas conference in 2010. What do you think?

  • "What a disgrace. Any properly run government agency should be able to blow through way more money than that in Vegas."

    David Tappert Automobile Upholsterer
  • "It's easy to criticize, but do you have any idea how much decent lanyards cost these days?"

    Bruce Guttridge Pellet-Mill Operator
  • "Sometimes government bureaucrats are corrupt or incompetent. Let's use this argument to completely abolish Medicare and Social Security."

    Dorothy Carey Frame Bander

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