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Guacamole, Salsa Faulted For Outbreaks

A new study from the Centers for Disease Control found that nearly one out of every 25 food-borne illnesses traced to restaurants is caused by contaminated salsa or guacamole. What do you think?

  • "But salsa is what I put on food to disinfect it."

    Michelle McCrea
    Paralegal
  • "Feeling like shit is just your body's way of telling you it's time to stop eating."

    Warren Jones
    Systems Analyst
  • "Of course, with violent diarrhea and vomiting, I can eat all the guac I want!"

    Josiah Robertson
    Varnish Filterer

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