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Guantánamo Closure Delayed

By a margin of 90-6, the Senate voted down funding to relocate the 240 inmates being held at Guantánamo Bay to facilities on American soil. What do you think?
  • "Maybe if we leave it open just one more week, we'll find out if they did it."

    Martha DePrima Systems Analyst
  • "You don't close a detention camp. You make it bigger and spikier."

    Ulrich Schuknecht Unemployed
  • "What a relief. Next to death and divorce, moving is the most painful thing in the world."

    Dan Everson Saddle Stitcher

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