Guinness Pulls Sponsorship Of St. Patrick’s Day Parade

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Cheddar Cheese Prices Skyrocket Due To Chinese Demand

The Dairy Export Council reported this week that the cost of cheddar cheese climbed 18 percent this year to its highest price ever because domestic manufacturers have been unable to meet the demand for cheese by Chinese purchasers.

Lowly Mortal Opens Portal To Hell

John Kerry poses as a masseuse to get a few minutes with Putin, parents reminisce to their children about the dating algorithm that brought them together, and a lowly mortal opens a portal to hell.

Surge Answered With Rally

SAN DIEGO—With a succession of quick baskets during the NCAA Tournament Friday, sources confirmed that a surge was quickly answered by a rally.

Sleep Loss Can Cause Brain Damage

A study published this week in the journal Neuroscience found that inconsistent sleep patterns, including not sleeping enough and sleeping erratic hours, can result in an irreversible loss of brain neurons.
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Guinness Pulls Sponsorship Of St. Patrick’s Day Parade

Guinness announced that it is withdrawing its sponsorship of the New York City St. Patrick’s Day parade in protest over the organizers’ policy of disallowing gay veterans from openly marching in the parade. What do you think?

  • “Darn. Nothing ruins a parade like having less advertising.”

    Jim Patric
    Wood Beam Installer
  • “I just wish every company had the guts to stand with the majority of the popular opinion at the last possible moment like that.”

    Jason Raynor
    Systems Analyst
  • “Is there at least enough time for a more homophobic brewing company to step in?”

    Jennifer Cates
    Choreography Consultant
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