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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Guinness Pulls Sponsorship Of St. Patrick’s Day Parade

Guinness announced that it is withdrawing its sponsorship of the New York City St. Patrick’s Day parade in protest over the organizers’ policy of disallowing gay veterans from openly marching in the parade. What do you think?

  • “Darn. Nothing ruins a parade like having less advertising.”

    Jim Patric Wood Beam Installer
  • “I just wish every company had the guts to stand with the majority of the popular opinion at the last possible moment like that.”

    Jason Raynor Systems Analyst
  • “Is there at least enough time for a more homophobic brewing company to step in?”

    Jennifer Cates Choreography Consultant
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