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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:
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Guns Now Legal In National Parks

A law that took effect Monday makes it legal to carry loaded guns in national parks, as long as owners comply with state rules. What do you think?
  • "Finally, I can protect my family from the giant sequoia."

    Catherine Vincennes Unemployed
  • "Uh-oh, this kind of rash decision is certainly going to increase the level of dad-on-dad crimes."

    Andrew Exley Systems Analyst
  • "Just stay calm. If you encounter a gunman in the wild, simply puff up your coat to make yourself appear bigger than him and slowly back away."

    Peter White High-Pressure Kettle Operator

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