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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Named World’s Most Beautiful Woman

Just days after Star magazine declared her the “Most Hated Celebrity,” People magazine named actress Gwyneth Paltrow as the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” for 2013, succeeding last year’s winner Beyoncé. What do you think?

  • “If I know Gwyneth, she’d prefer to be known as a mother first and the most beautiful woman in the world second.”

    Elmo Reiner Flap-Lining Binder
  • “Hated and beautiful? At the same time? Imagine that.”

    Roger Meehan Car Cleaner
  • “Now Beyoncé has nothing.”

    Bess DeLuisa Lobbyist
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