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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Named World’s Most Beautiful Woman

Just days after Star magazine declared her the “Most Hated Celebrity,” People magazine named actress Gwyneth Paltrow as the “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” for 2013, succeeding last year’s winner Beyoncé. What do you think?

  • “If I know Gwyneth, she’d prefer to be known as a mother first and the most beautiful woman in the world second.”

    Elmo Reiner Flap-Lining Binder
  • “Hated and beautiful? At the same time? Imagine that.”

    Roger Meehan Car Cleaner
  • “Now Beyoncé has nothing.”

    Bess DeLuisa Lobbyist

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