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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Hackers Ransoming Confidential HBO Data

Days after leaking episodes of several HBO shows, hackers who attacked the network have posted an online ransom note demanding that HBO pay them or suffer further leaks. What do you think?

  • “HBO’s glorification of crime was bound to come back to haunt it someday.”

    Zack Ravin Sports Phrenologist
  • “I hope they don’t reveal who dies in the next episode of ‘Ballers.’”

    Amy Coppock Rock Tumbler
  • “Some people just have no patience for the week-to-week TV episode roll-out schedule.”

    Justin Rhee Unemployed

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