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CLEVELAND—As each of them looked around at the people gathered outside Quicken Loans Arena and fantasized about unholstering their weapon and taking aim directly at others, both a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun attending the Republican National Convention reportedly worked themselves into a heightened state of excitement Thursday at the thought of unloading their firearm into the crowd.

Bob Dole Picked Off By Large Hawk Circling Arena Parking Lot

CLEVELAND—Describing how the bird of prey suddenly dived down from the sky at high velocity, sources confirmed Thursday that former GOP presidential nominee Bob Dole was picked off by a large red-tailed hawk circling above the Quicken Loans Arena parking lot.
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Half Of Congress Reps Are Millionaires

A new analysis by the Center for Responsive Politics found that for the first time in the history of the nation, more than half of the current 534 members of Congress have total assets of $1 million or more. What do you think?

  • “I’m sure they would much rather trade all that money in for a strong and sustainable middle class.”

    Matt Jacoby Kitchen Safety Inspector
  • “Finally, the wealthy and entitled have a voice in Washington!”

    Ellen Dunn Ticket Seller
  • "I hope my congressman is a millionaire so he doesn't feel left out."

    Arthur Goerss History Museum Curator

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