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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Half Of U.S. Kids Use Smartphone Or Computer By Age 2

A new study found that 48 percent of American children under the age of 2 have used a computer or mobile device, flouting the latest recommendations issued by the American Academy of Pediatrics. What do you think?

  • “What are they supposed to look at?”

    Rodrigo Gallego Notch Grinder
  • “It takes some brass balls to defy the American Academy of Pediatrics.”

    Dusty Baxter Railway Track Inspector
  • “Once they come out of the womb, they’re not my problem anymore.”

    Wendy Newberry Eyeglasses Salesperson

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