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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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Half Of U.S. Kids Use Smartphone Or Computer By Age 2

A new study found that 48 percent of American children under the age of 2 have used a computer or mobile device, flouting the latest recommendations issued by the American Academy of Pediatrics. What do you think?

  • “What are they supposed to look at?”

    Rodrigo Gallego Notch Grinder
  • “It takes some brass balls to defy the American Academy of Pediatrics.”

    Dusty Baxter Railway Track Inspector
  • “Once they come out of the womb, they’re not my problem anymore.”

    Wendy Newberry Eyeglasses Salesperson
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