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Vol 42 Issue 04

West Wing Canceled

NBC canceled its critically acclaimed show The West Wing after seven seasons. What do you think?

Yao Ming Living Up To Height Expectations

HOUSTON—Despite initial skepticism among NBA fans and analysts, Rockets center Yao Ming has had no trouble living up to the expectations of coaches and players that he would be 7'5" tall.
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Hamas Victorious

Following Sharon's replacement and the recent political victory for Hamas, the future of the Middle East looks more uncertain than ever. What do you think?
  • "I'm confident Hamas will embrace peace once it destroys Israel."

    Matthew Christiansen
    Historian
  • "Well, so much for my spring-break plans."

    Caroline Beck
    Editor
  • "You heard it here first—I predict we are going to see many years of violence and unrest in the Middle East."

    Uri Reed
    Corporate Spokesman
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