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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Hang-Gliding Putin Leads Flock Of Birds

Piloting a motorized hang glider and wearing a costume designed to mimic a Siberian white crane, Russian president Vladimir Putin participated in a project to help train endangered migratory birds to fly to nesting grounds in Central Asia. What do you think?

  • “That’s great for the birds, but the people of Russia require Putin’s gentle, guiding presence elsewhere.”

    Perry Vilela Pickler
  • “I’d hate to see what happened to the birds who wanted to fly north.”

    Gavin McCuaig Ore Crusher
  • “See, now how can those Pussy Riot girls stay mad at someone like that?”

    Mia LaPlante Barista
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