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SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY—Immediately realizing the genesis of the fever and sore throat that left him feeling like shit, 30-year-old local man Edward Mosley told reporters Tuesday that he knows exactly which asshole got him sick.

How Gerrymandering Works

The Supreme Court is considering a case regarding the partisan gerrymandering of districts in Wisconsin, which could change the way maps are drawn across the country. Here is a step-by-step guide to how Gerrymandering works.
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Hang-Gliding Putin Leads Flock Of Birds

Piloting a motorized hang glider and wearing a costume designed to mimic a Siberian white crane, Russian president Vladimir Putin participated in a project to help train endangered migratory birds to fly to nesting grounds in Central Asia. What do you think?

  • “That’s great for the birds, but the people of Russia require Putin’s gentle, guiding presence elsewhere.”

    Perry Vilela Pickler
  • “I’d hate to see what happened to the birds who wanted to fly north.”

    Gavin McCuaig Ore Crusher
  • “See, now how can those Pussy Riot girls stay mad at someone like that?”

    Mia LaPlante Barista

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