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Hang-Gliding Putin Leads Flock Of Birds

Piloting a motorized hang glider and wearing a costume designed to mimic a Siberian white crane, Russian president Vladimir Putin participated in a project to help train endangered migratory birds to fly to nesting grounds in Central Asia. What do you think?

  • “That’s great for the birds, but the people of Russia require Putin’s gentle, guiding presence elsewhere.”

    Perry Vilela Pickler
  • “I’d hate to see what happened to the birds who wanted to fly north.”

    Gavin McCuaig Ore Crusher
  • “See, now how can those Pussy Riot girls stay mad at someone like that?”

    Mia LaPlante Barista

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