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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas would be divorcing.

New Climate Change Report Just List Of Years Each Country Becomes Uninhabitable

GENEVA—Stating that the data published within its pages represented the scientific consensus of top researchers around the world, the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released its annual report this week, which consists solely of an alphabetized list of every country on earth and the years each of them will become uninhabitable.

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Happy Birthday, Patrick Duffy

Today is acting legend Patrick Duffy’s 65th birthday. What do you think?

  • "Sixty-five years on this blue rock and all he has to show for it is the awe and admiration of billions. Not bad, Mr. Duffy!"

    Henry Mills Aviation Operations Specialist
  • “Ah, the Patrick Duffy New Year. So we’re in 65 A.P.D now?”

    Jana Purcell Location Scout
  • “You mean The Duffster? I’m just kidding; that may not actually be one of his nicknames. But it could be—we don’t know. That’s what’s so great about life.”

    Dave Hartman Petroleum Geologist

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