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With many crimes now originating on encrypted areas of the internet, many wonder about the so-called dark web and its activities. The Onion provides a primer on this obscured digital space:

Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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Happy Birthday, Patrick Duffy

Today is acting legend Patrick Duffy’s 65th birthday. What do you think?

  • "Sixty-five years on this blue rock and all he has to show for it is the awe and admiration of billions. Not bad, Mr. Duffy!"

    Henry Mills Aviation Operations Specialist
  • “Ah, the Patrick Duffy New Year. So we’re in 65 A.P.D now?”

    Jana Purcell Location Scout
  • “You mean The Duffster? I’m just kidding; that may not actually be one of his nicknames. But it could be—we don’t know. That’s what’s so great about life.”

    Dave Hartman Petroleum Geologist
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