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Pros And Cons Of Electric Cars

With technology improving and more automobile companies releasing electric models, electric cars are becoming a common alternative for American consumers. Here are the pros and cons of electric vehicles.

How Amazon Plans To Expand

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of Seattle. Here are Amazon’s plans for continued growth.

Report: Americans Now Get 44% Of Their Exercise From Licking

WASHINGTON—Saying the practice accounted for a sizable portion of the nation’s physical activity on any given day, a new report published Tuesday by researchers at the National Institutes of Health revealed that Americans currently get 44 percent of their exercise from licking things.
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Happy New Year

The New Year is full of promise and mystery. How did you ring in 2012?

  • "Can you just write that I did a drinking motion with my hand, winked, and said, 'No comment'? And can you say that you laughed?"

    Patty Schilder Systems Analyst
  • "I’m not gay or anything, but I did have a celebratory smooch with the other guy stealing copper wire out of that abandoned warehouse."

    Derek Reutershan Unemployed
  • "It's 2012? Then there's still time!"

    Xavier Song Photoengraver

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