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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Happy New Year

The New Year is full of promise and mystery. How did you ring in 2012?

  • "Can you just write that I did a drinking motion with my hand, winked, and said, 'No comment'? And can you say that you laughed?"

    Patty Schilder Systems Analyst
  • "I’m not gay or anything, but I did have a celebratory smooch with the other guy stealing copper wire out of that abandoned warehouse."

    Derek Reutershan Unemployed
  • "It's 2012? Then there's still time!"

    Xavier Song Photoengraver

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