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Actor Daniel Radcliffe, best known for his role as Harry Potter in the same-titled film series is appearing in a London production of the play Equus, complete with a nude scene. What do you think?
  • "Ah, teenagers. He's just going through that phase where you want the world to see your flaccid wiener."

    Stan Ostroff Social Worker
  • "What makes these people think there's a market for ex-child stars doing nude scenes?"

    Shawna Deutsch Demolitionist
  • "A play? Well that sucks. How am I supposed to download that?"

    Benjamin Mather Student

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