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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Harvard's First Female President

Harvard University has selected its first female president. What do you think?
  • "This is quite a sea change. One has to wonder whether this will lead to new policies, like admitting the smart poor, or the non-gentry idiots."

    Pam Garber Systems Analyst
  • "This only proves that to get the same opportunities as men, women have to work twice as hard and have twice as many fathers on the board of trustees."

    Kent Livermore Hammock Maker
  • "She's still white, though, right? Thank god."

    Dabney Alterman Video Rental Clerk

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