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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Hawaii Police Defend Prostitution Loophole

Following a move by Hawaiian legislators to tighten anti-prostitution laws, police are defending a legal exemption that allows undercover officers to have sex with prostitutes. What do you think?

  • “Seems fine to me. Normally I’d be worried about power abuses, but these are cops we’re talking about.”

    Martin Gallanter Systems Analyst
  • “Aw, man. My lame boss never encourages me to have sex with prostitutes.”

    Dustin Burton Remote-Control Programmer
  • “Sometimes the government just gets it right.”

    Cecily Insbrooke Office Supplier
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