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Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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Hawaii Police Defend Prostitution Loophole

Following a move by Hawaiian legislators to tighten anti-prostitution laws, police are defending a legal exemption that allows undercover officers to have sex with prostitutes. What do you think?

  • “Seems fine to me. Normally I’d be worried about power abuses, but these are cops we’re talking about.”

    Martin Gallanter Systems Analyst
  • “Aw, man. My lame boss never encourages me to have sex with prostitutes.”

    Dustin Burton Remote-Control Programmer
  • “Sometimes the government just gets it right.”

    Cecily Insbrooke Office Supplier

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