HBO Apologizes For Bush Decapitation

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HBO Apologizes For Bush Decapitation

Republicans are angry following an admission by the creators of the HBO series Game Of Thrones that a scene in the season-one finale featured a severed replica of former president George W. Bush’s head on a pike. What do you think?

  • “Thus fulfilling their outrage quota for the day.”

    Rick Green
    Incinerator Operator
  • “Just another example of the liberal media using popular entertainment as a vehicle for displaying the dismembered heads of conservative icons.”

    Lee Willis
    Sales Agent
  • “I admit the head thing was pretty cruel, but they really crossed the line with those Bush-twin doubles having sex in the background of the next scene.”

    Maria Nichols
    Teaching Dietitian