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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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HBO Apologizes For Bush Decapitation

Republicans are angry following an admission by the creators of the HBO series Game Of Thrones that a scene in the season-one finale featured a severed replica of former president George W. Bush’s head on a pike. What do you think?

  • “Thus fulfilling their outrage quota for the day.”

    Rick Green Incinerator Operator
  • “Just another example of the liberal media using popular entertainment as a vehicle for displaying the dismembered heads of conservative icons.”

    Lee Willis Sales Agent
  • “I admit the head thing was pretty cruel, but they really crossed the line with those Bush-twin doubles having sex in the background of the next scene.”

    Maria Nichols Teaching Dietitian

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