adBlockCheck

Recent News

Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
End Of Section
  • More News

HBO Apologizes For Bush Decapitation

Republicans are angry following an admission by the creators of the HBO series Game Of Thrones that a scene in the season-one finale featured a severed replica of former president George W. Bush’s head on a pike. What do you think?

  • “Thus fulfilling their outrage quota for the day.”

    Rick Green Incinerator Operator
  • “Just another example of the liberal media using popular entertainment as a vehicle for displaying the dismembered heads of conservative icons.”

    Lee Willis Sales Agent
  • “I admit the head thing was pretty cruel, but they really crossed the line with those Bush-twin doubles having sex in the background of the next scene.”

    Maria Nichols Teaching Dietitian

WATCH VIDEO FROM THE ONION

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close