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Health Insurance Costs Shifting To Workers

Employees paid an average of 14 percent more for family health coverage this year, while the amount contributed by their employers fell by 1 percent. What do you think?

  • "Good thing I'm no longer an employee."

    Lynn Dakarian Systems Analyst
  • "That's fine. I've got perfect health and a perfect job! Thanks for stopping by to say hello!"

    Jan Kozlovsky Recruiter
  • "If you don't like it, go to Canada, where you'll die on the street waiting for medical attention and not understanding a word people say as they walk by, one after another, kicking you in the stomach for being sick."

    Warren Sackett Pollster


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