adBlockCheck

Recent News

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
End Of Section
  • More News

Health Insurance Costs Shifting To Workers

Employees paid an average of 14 percent more for family health coverage this year, while the amount contributed by their employers fell by 1 percent. What do you think?

  • "Good thing I'm no longer an employee."

    Lynn Dakarian Systems Analyst
  • "That's fine. I've got perfect health and a perfect job! Thanks for stopping by to say hello!"

    Jan Kozlovsky Recruiter
  • "If you don't like it, go to Canada, where you'll die on the street waiting for medical attention and not understanding a word people say as they walk by, one after another, kicking you in the stomach for being sick."

    Warren Sackett Pollster

More from this section

Sign up For The Onion's Newsletter

Give your spam filter something to do.

Close