Health Insurance Costs Shifting To Workers

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Classic Movie 'Avatar' Updated For Today's Audiences

LOS ANGELES—Paramount Pictures confirmed Monday the Dec. 23 release date for Avatar 2KX, a remake of the beloved 2009 sci-fi thriller Avatar that will bring the story into the modern era with faster-paced action sequences and cutting-e...

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As America's teens return to class, they return to the playing fields as well. Onion Sports prepares them for what may be the greatest time in their lives.
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Health Insurance Costs Shifting To Workers

Employees paid an average of 14 percent more for family health coverage this year, while the amount contributed by their employers fell by 1 percent. What do you think?

  • "Good thing I'm no longer an employee."

    Lynn Dakarian
    Systems Analyst
  • "That's fine. I've got perfect health and a perfect job! Thanks for stopping by to say hello!"

    Jan Kozlovsky
    Recruiter
  • "If you don't like it, go to Canada, where you'll die on the street waiting for medical attention and not understanding a word people say as they walk by, one after another, kicking you in the stomach for being sick."

    Warren Sackett
    Pollster
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