Heavy Drinkers Live Longer Than Teetotalers

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Heavy Drinkers Live Longer Than Teetotalers

A new data analysis in the journal Alcoholism: Clinical and Experimental Research found that people that abstained from alcohol died earlier than even heavy drinkers. What do you think?

  • "This makes sense. I know when I get drunk I always feel invincible."

    Doug Thornton
    Systems Analyst
  • "What, really? I thought I'd only have to tolerate hearing that dentures-in-the-urinal story for maybe another five years tops."

    Penny Miller
    Backfiller
  • "I hope my extra long life doesn't tip off my wife that I've been drinking."

    Oliver Randolph
    Ring Stamper
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