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Hefner Selling House Next To Playboy Mansion

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is selling the house he owns next to the Playboy Mansion for nearly $28 Million. What do you think?
  • “Good luck keeping a garden, what with all those Playboy rabbits I keep hearing about.”

    Amy Seguin Drill Press Operator
  • “That’s a bit pricey for me. I’m holding out for the trailer adjacent to Larry Flynt’s.”

    Clint Opell Systems Analyst
  • "Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but if I had $28 million to spare, I would spend it on warm clothing."

    Alex Jarreau Enameler

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