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Henry Ford Modernizes Production

The Ford Motor Company is revolutionizing production of the automobile with the introduction of the assembly line. What do you think?
  • "It's satisfying to know I'm helping to build an industry and a future for my grandchildren and great-grandchildren right here in Detroit."

    Ethel Smith
    Auto Worker
  • "It's about time. I've had enough of those mind-numbingly boring jobs where you have to do different things all day."

    Walter Booker
    Craftsman
  • "Amazing! Incredible! I'll be the first in line for employment at Mr. Ford's plant, or my name isn't Herschel Mandelbaum."

    Herschel Mandelbaum
    Unemployed
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