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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Herman Cain To Get Talk-Radio Show

Retiring syndicated-radio host Neal Boortz announced he would be replaced by former presidential candidate Herman Cain in 2013. What do you think?

  • "I think Herman Cain is just the guy to raise the level of discourse by bringing the kind of measured, thoughtful voice talk radio has been missing.”

    Ellen Wallace Patrol Judge
  • “Okay, this could be good. Who does he have manning the sound effects?”

    David Marinoff Fastener Technologist
  • "I'm really surprised. He always struck me as the type to disappear quietly into private life."

    Rick Houston Systems Analyst
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