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Herman Cain To Get Talk-Radio Show

Retiring syndicated-radio host Neal Boortz announced he would be replaced by former presidential candidate Herman Cain in 2013. What do you think?

  • "I think Herman Cain is just the guy to raise the level of discourse by bringing the kind of measured, thoughtful voice talk radio has been missing.”

    Ellen Wallace Patrol Judge
  • “Okay, this could be good. Who does he have manning the sound effects?”

    David Marinoff Fastener Technologist
  • "I'm really surprised. He always struck me as the type to disappear quietly into private life."

    Rick Houston Systems Analyst

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