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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Hi-Def Format War Over

With Warner Brothers, Wal-Mart, Best Buy, and Netflix committing to Sony's Blu Ray discs, Toshiba announced that they are no longer manufacturing the rival HD-DVD. What do you think?
  • "So you're saying all that time I spent watching HD-DVD movies was a waste?"

    Pauline Walker Human Resources Manager
  • "In Best Buy stockrooms and Costco warehouses across the country, you can look back at the carnage left behind from the HD-DVD–Blu-Ray war and you have to ask yourself: Was it worth it?"

    Gideon Parfrey Systems Analyst
  • "If you're telling me I need to buy my kids another copy of Night At The Museum, I'm putting a gun in my mouth."

    Darren McCloskey Dock Worker
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