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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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High School Makes Girls’ Yearbook Photos Less Sexy

Wasatch High School in Utah is facing criticism after several female students discovered the yearbook staff had altered their photos by digitally adding sleeves and higher necklines, changes officials said were made to comply with the school’s dress code. What do you think?

  • “That’s horrible. You should only digitally alter photos of women to make them look thinner.”

    J.D. Wolfe Signal Clearance Supervisor
  • “Oh, I don’t know. I still think they’re plenty sexy.”

    David Krause Roofing Instructor
  • “And yet my daughter’s yearbook let her look like a little harlot. Shows how much they care.”

    Grace Corrollo Community Organizer

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