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CHICAGO—Assuring you that there was nothing to worry about and not a soul around who would see you, sources confirmed Tuesday that a large piece of chocolate cake was just sitting there and that you should go ahead and take it.

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Roommate Skulking Around Edge Of Party Like Victorian Ghost Child

SEATTLE—Appearing initially in the far corner of the living room and then several minutes later on the threshold between the kitchen and the hallway, local roommate Kelsey Stahl was, by multiple accounts, seen skulking around the edge of a house party Friday like a Victorian ghost child.
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Highest Jailed Rate Ever

For the first time ever, one out of every 100 adults in the United States is in prison. What do you think?
  • "My goodness, that means that two out of every 100 adults are failures as parents."

    Kevin Slota Optometrist
  • "This points out the need for alternative sentencing, like making convicts serve food to the nation's growing prison population."

    Quinn Parnow Framer
  • "I'm not sure if they're allowed newspapers, but I'll say it anyway: Hi to Cousin Dan, Uncle Orv, my stepsister Kelsee, and also Jeff, Tom, Billy, Nick, Cody, Kalim, the Serpent, and Lester Lee."

    Buck Jansen Systems Analyst


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