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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Hillary Clinton Joins Twitter

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who is considered the frontrunner for the 2016 presidential election, joined Twitter yesterday under the handle @HillaryClinton. What do you think?

  • “I’m not sure if America’s ready to retweet a woman.”

    Ned Shaw Shellfish Processor
  • “Joining Twitter is the sign of a true leader.”

    Ernie Longo Unemployed
  • “See, a smart candidate like her knows to hop on board the hottest social networking site within seven years of its existence.”

    Joy Jones Dictating Machine Servicer

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