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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Hillary Clinton Joins Twitter

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who is considered the frontrunner for the 2016 presidential election, joined Twitter yesterday under the handle @HillaryClinton. What do you think?

  • “I’m not sure if America’s ready to retweet a woman.”

    Ned Shaw Shellfish Processor
  • “Joining Twitter is the sign of a true leader.”

    Ernie Longo Unemployed
  • “See, a smart candidate like her knows to hop on board the hottest social networking site within seven years of its existence.”

    Joy Jones Dictating Machine Servicer
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