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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Hillary Clinton Joins Twitter

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who is considered the frontrunner for the 2016 presidential election, joined Twitter yesterday under the handle @HillaryClinton. What do you think?

  • “I’m not sure if America’s ready to retweet a woman.”

    Ned Shaw Shellfish Processor
  • “Joining Twitter is the sign of a true leader.”

    Ernie Longo Unemployed
  • “See, a smart candidate like her knows to hop on board the hottest social networking site within seven years of its existence.”

    Joy Jones Dictating Machine Servicer

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