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Hillary Clinton Joins Twitter

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, who is considered the frontrunner for the 2016 presidential election, joined Twitter yesterday under the handle @HillaryClinton. What do you think?

  • “I’m not sure if America’s ready to retweet a woman.”

    Ned Shaw
    Shellfish Processor
  • “Joining Twitter is the sign of a true leader.”

    Ernie Longo
    Unemployed
  • “See, a smart candidate like her knows to hop on board the hottest social networking site within seven years of its existence.”

    Joy Jones
    Dictating Machine Servicer
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